a copy of "Eat, Pray, Love" on the nightstand
the phrase "the American people"
the phrase "at the end of the day..."
"From the makers of..."
mustaches waxed to points
Two Buck Chuck in the fridge
ribbon pins (any color)
public list making
motorized rotating hubcap covers
audible Grateful Dead music
quotations from "The Secret"
a tendency to read horoscopes aloud
more than three cats